A secret war for control of the world between witches and intelligent monkeys has been raging since it began ten years ago.
Robotic monkeys are creating slaves by cloning mice with The Trump family in Ireland.
John Malkovich clones are creating slaves by cloning dogs with Fascists in Jewett, Texas.
The truth is out there. This fun tool will generate random conspiracy theories for you to investigate.
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You can generate from 1 to 12 conspiracy theories at a time.