Thermostats have a built-in radio transmitter that reports back to artificial intelligence.
Talking dinosaurs are creating slaves by cloning rhinos with Canadians in Mattawan, Michigan.
Ipods have a built-in wifi connection that reports back to John Malkovich clones.
The truth is out there. This fun tool will generate random conspiracy theories for you to investigate.
To generate random "known" conspiracies, use the existing option in the dropdown. To create brand-new conspiracies, select New Conspiracies.
You can generate from 1 to 12 conspiracy theories at a time.