I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Bryan White
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams
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