I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
Bill Vaughan
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Bob Hope
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