Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White
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